JoSh_Is_A_BaWs

holynipples:

if the purge was happening in real life you would see murders and rape and then you’d see me like

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"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

upnorthtrips:

Banks & Bryant

upnorthtrips:

Banks & Bryant

Nanner.

Nanner.

I love how it gets more elaborate each time.